The dreadful Scourge of BlueTush Trauma Syndrome (BTTS) has struck again!!When will the national media start to alert the masses to this horrific Problem?
Where are Hillary, Barack, and John now? (Not to mention whats-his-name, who lost all that weight?)
Where do they stand on this serious health issue?
I am announcing the beginning of a new dynamic grass-roots coalition of the willing public health movement- called Preserve All Tushes, or PAT.
Top on our list will be public awareness: Rule number 1 : Rubberside Down! This used to be for cars and airplanes, but lets begin apply it to our selves- Rubberside Down!- keep your feet on the floor and your tush in the air - it's for your protection.
PAT is accepting monetary contributions, and well as donations of painkillers, pillows, ice packs, arnica and welcomes your stories about your run-ins with this accursed affliction. We are also looking for a celebrity spokesperson- is J-Lo doing anything now?
Don't let BTTS ruin your life!! Sign up and donate to PAT now and make a difference!
PAT would like to thank the family on an anonymous nurse from Oppalacha-Meshuga Florida for use of her tush photo. may she stand in peace, since there's no way she can lie down, or, God forbid, sit.
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